I heard someone was a bit of a slapper
opened her clappers to an unknown Irish rapper
she let him tap her
so now we're all thinking
what was she drinking
to make her think that this is the behavior or women
because its not and its a plot against me
hence me tryna make ejaculation lengthy
to make the most of it because she won't boast or confess
even though half the town are familiar with her chest
pasting on her makeup three inches till
shes recognizable from vinegar hill
with about as much self respect as a hooker from L.A
she has her hands down my trousers I don't even know her name
now look, I don't mean to sound judging
but there's a reason abortion was banned in this country
so next time your heading into town with a tan on
and a bag full of cigarettes cans and tampons
I dont care if your feeling down sad or lonely
your mouth is for speaking and speaking only

Chorus.

You slut
With your makeup caked face
Listen up
Your a statutory rape case
I have no respect for you whatsoever
In a couple of years, we will see who was clever
You slut
With your makeup caked face
Listen up
Your a statutory rape case
Why do you do it its not like your paid
Now stay away from lads that are twice your age
you slut...

Now I don't like to use the word whore in sentences
but I cant see one single thing in your defence this is
disgraceful, your like tap me please
but you have more diseases than a rat with fleas
and dont you dare try to talk to me about true love feck off
with your knees dirtier than Larry Murphy's record
your telling me you want to find a career to suit you?
3 dug addictions and a sex tape that's your future
unless you increase your reputation and you leave this life
I said increase your reputation not your cleavage Christ!
Yeah i'll be this nice, I'll be staying around
when your using these discos as a mating ground
there all careless don't know what a worry is
there all to frisky so they hurry a kiss
and when it rains there face looks like slurry and piss
and there all better with balls than Andy Murray is
there should be a sticker on their well famed buts
Because their knickers are like snickers may contain nuts
that's why you find you always lack respect
Because we only give it to people with a gag reflex
and school? Nah for you axe the test
I'm sure you'll get by with your knack for sex

Chorus.